Vandir: Mari Luqman, ikutilah ayahmu, murtadkanlah agamamu.

Luqman: Tidak!

*Kris Cahaya fight*

*Vandir loses his hand*

Sirthus: Mari Luqman, bunuh dia, dan ambil tempat dia sebagai bitch aku.

Luqman: Tanak.

*Closes kris cahaya*

Luqman: Aku seorang muslim, seperti ayah aku sebelum ini. Allahuakbar!

This would be insanely politically incorrect. That said, I just watched Episode 3. Some questions;

1) Why are Jedi clothing so flammable? Anakin was on fire in seconds. Kesian dia.

2) This;

YODA: Pregnant, she must still appear. Hidden, safe, the children must be kept.

OBI-WAN: And what of the boy?

*A moment of uncomfortable silence*

YODA: To Tatooine. To his family, send him.

Why didn’t Bail want Luke? I’m guessing when Kenobi asked that question he thought “Uh, hell no, seen like, what happened to the father dude? Motherfucker.”

Apparently, Yoda felt the same way and sent him to a bloody desert, of all places. Nice.

3) Are Jedis hypocrites? I mean;

MACE WlNDU: You Sith disease. I am going to end this once and for all.

MACE WlNDU: He has too much control of the Senate and the Courts. He is too dangerous to be kept alive.

Then;

YODA: Destroy the Sith, we must.

But after;

OBI-WAN: Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.

wtf?

 If you gave me this for me birthday I’ll be forever grateful,

 and even recommend you to all of my friends!

 Thank you.

These examples come from the following books, all written by good Christians: Rock’s Hidden Persuaders – The Truth About Backmasking by Dan and Steve Peters; The Devil’s Disciples – the Truth About Rock by Jeff Goodwin; and Backward Masking Unmasked by Jacob Aranza. (All of these books can be obtained at your local fundamentalist bookseller or other purveyor of fanatic wares). No credible academic study places any credence in the idea that passages recorded backward are somehow tumbled forward in the human brain and subliminally absorbed as commands to do certain things, whether to worship the devil, buy more popcorn or kill oneself.

Quotes are what the record is supposed to have concealed. According to these people. Always thought ELO were evil, just not quite in this way! – Ed.

1. Another One Bites the Dust – Queen
“Start to smoke marijuana, start to smoke marijuana”

2. Anthem – Rush
“Communications with the Devil” “Oh Satan, you are the one who is shining. Walls of Satan, Walls of Sacrifice. I Know it’s you are the one I love”

3. A Child is Coming – Jefferson Starship
“Son of Satan”

4. Darling Nikki – Prince
“How R U? I am fine becos the Lord is coming soon” (Lord meaning Satan here, apparently)

5. Day When Electricity Came to Arkansas – Black Oak
“Satan, Satan, Satan. He is god, he is god, he is god”

6. Eldorado – ELO
“Christ, you’re the nasty one, you’re infernal” “He’s there on the cross and dead”

7. Evil Genius – Pat Benatar
“Oh-h, Satan, that’s why I want you to hear my music. That voice makes my money”

8. Final Scream – Grim Reaper
“See you in hell”

9. Fire is High – ELO
“The music reversible but time is not. Turn back… turn back… turn back…”

10. Gonna Raise Hell – Cheap Trick
“Satan holds the keys”

11. Goodbye Blue Sky – Pink Floyd
“Congratulations! You’ve just decoded the secret message. Please send your answer to ‘Old Pink’ in care of the Funny Farm”

12. Hell’s Bells – AC/DC
“I will mesmerize you/But he is Satan/Let me out/Satan has me prisoner”

13. Helter Skelter – Mötley Crüe
“”Satan’s shouting that after these years he’s STILL the master of Rock & Roll!” “Backward mask where you are, oh, lost in error, Satan”

14. Hooked on a Feeling – Blue Swede
(has obscenities embedded in the background of the chorus, apparently)

15. Hotel California – Eagles
“Satan had help. He organized his own religion” “Yes, Satan, he organized his own religion… it was delicious”

16. Houses of the Holy – Led Zeppelin
“Satan is really Lord”

17. In League with Satan – Venom
“Satan! Raised in Hell. Raised in Hell. I’m gonna burn your soul. Crush your bones. I’m gonna make you bleed. You’re gonna bleed for me” “It’s better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven”

18. Kiss, Kiss, Kiss – John Lennon & Yoko Ono
“Satan is coming… six six six… We shot John Lennon”

19. Looking for a Stranger – Pat Benatar
“And I love it… save us, please… help us, Satan… and I love it”

20. Meat City – John Lennon
“Can’t let you shoot my kids”

21. Metal Health – Quiet Riot
“Serve beast for money”

22. Rain – Beatles
“They might as well be dead/Can you hear me/can you hear me”

23. Revolution #9 – Beatles
“Turn me on dead man”

24. Shooby Doo – Cars
“Voices chanting in unison, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan”

25. Snowblind – Styx
“Moves Satan in our voices” “Oh Satan, move in our voices”

26. Some Girls – Rolling Stones
(Apparently, backmasked the word ‘fucked’ to become ‘humped’!)

27. Stairway to Heaven – Led Zeppelin
“Here’s to my sweet Satan” “No other made a path, for it makes me sad, whose power is Satan” “There was a little child born naked… Now I am Satan” “I will sing because I live with Satan”

28. Tops – Rolling Stones
“I love you said the Devil”

29. Young Americans – David Bowie
(Bowie apparently purchased “a record player to play records backward because he believes songs on his Young Americans album resemble Tibetan spiritualistic chants”)

30. You’re Not the One – Blue Oyster Cult
“Our father, who are in Heaven, Satan” (How could Satan be in heaven?)

Fact: We do not love you. We smile and laugh politely with hope that you’ll go away faster.

Fact: I. Am. Eating. Stop trying to sell me stuff when I have goddamned food in my mouth.

Fact: Racial issues can be solved faster if we just shut up sometimes.

Fact: Criticism is criticism. What’s this about constructive criticism? You’re the bloody government for God’s sake. Stop whining that we’re criticising you the wrong way and teaching us on how to criticise you correctly. Just prove us wrong.

Fact: Saying ‘bloody’ is fun.

Fact: It’s november! Go emo.

Fact: We need a new revolution. Let’s find a reason to rebel for.

Fact: No dear, 6 pills of panadol is not high enough for an overdose. It just gives you a huge headache.

Fact: Me likey writing.

Fact: Cookie Dough is an AWESOME name for a cat.

Fact: No, I’m not looking for one. Things are complex now as it is, why should I add another factor into it? But yes, she is cute. I’d think about it if she can cook some mean ikan patin masak tempoyak though.

Fact: I’m actually not trying to impress anybody. I just realised I looked lousy with my previous look. Yerp, retarded.

Fact: Nokia phones are awesome.

Fact: 30 out of 1440 minutes of your time is a reasonable amount to ask.

Fact: Baking is fun. And I’ll promise I’ll bake some brownies next week, honest. (subject due to change) 

-Out-

 “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”

Hemmingway, you goddamned genius sonofabitch.

 Well, more like fell, broke one tooth and the other chipped with one hell of a fracture.

 Oh yeah.

 It happenned at around 2am in the last day of puasa, I was heading into the bathroom, when I slipped, and to make things worse, I reached for the chin up bar I put on my bathroom door..

Only to have it fall and hit me on the mouth, giving me a swollen lip and two broken front teeth.

 I laughed when I saw what happen. I mean, what was I supposed to do? It was the last day of puasa, and this had to happen. So after I woke my parents up, who I have to mention did not look that shocked, I get into this kind of accidents frequently , and went to the hospital.

 Note: Never visit when the doctor had to wake up from sleep and is all PMS-ish. Cranky as hell. Next day we scoured Subang for a dentist, with my head still having a slight concussion, and finally found one, and got one crown put in, and glued my other teeth back together .

 Fun stuff, and also my first time bteaking my fast before time came in 14 years . Stupid Bathroom.

And also, I have to eat only soft food for a few weeks, and no cold water. Gah.

 Oh well, Selamat Hari Raya everybody.

 It’s no use lying on the bed, I’ll still be wide awake. It’s quiet out there though, although as I type this, suddenly there’s a sound of a plane passing by. I wonder where it’s flying to? Hopefully somewhere cool, like, Amsterdam or something.

 6:24 am

There’s this glass bottle of coke I bought on the hi-fi radio in my room. I bought it… 2, 3 years ago? I mean, a glass bottle! You don’t see that very often. There’s still coke innit though. No weird alien mossy plankton organisms floating innit yet. Good thing? Hopefully. The writing’s in Thai.

 I once had this distrust on all food coming from Thailand. Blame my parents, told me about how somebody’s hair fell after eating a thailand made junkfood. I was big on junk food back then. Favourite? Magic Ring. Good God they probably put heroin inside it. Addictive.

6:28 am

I’m going to name my next cat Cookie Dough. Simply because it sounds nice. KookeeDoh! Plus, who here didnt think the best part of your mom baking a cake or cookies is her giving you what’s left of the dough? I mean, they even made an ice-cream out of it.

 Which, come to think of it, is weird. Why buy something consisting of something partially made then sell to you at a pretty high price?

 Oh yeah, it taste great. Well then, they should just sell cake dough in bakeries then.

 6:31am

My room is in a mess. Books, everywhere. I read too much. I miss this one book though, High Fidelity. I got that book during my ‘saya nak kurus!’ time and read it probably everyday. I went to KL alot during those times, probably thrice a week, by train. I’ll sit down, get out the book, and just open at a random page, and read until I get to my stop.

Few months later, I rewatched the movie while it was on air at Star Movies. I realise I could quote it line by line.

 Good movie too, by the way.

6:35am

One of the songs that I usually have on every playlist I make is an accoustic version of Everlong by the Foo Fighters. Another is Linger by the Cranberries.

 Funny thing is I can’t remember why I downloaded them. They were just… there. And I love both of the songs, to bits. Same as Space Oddity by Bowie. First time I heard it I laughed at the lyics. Sometime later, I find the whole song to be amazing.

Funny how your mind can change its course faster than you can make judgements.

 6:39am

Sun is not rising yet, but the sky’s a beautiful blue. I could see the Putrajaya Mosque, the light on the tower shining like a star itself. The air’s cool, the ambience, peaceful. Probably time I try to get some shuteye.

Goodnight.